Ode to Doctor Meade

This is an ode to the great Dr. Meade,

Who is a fantastic, grand dentist, indeed,

And I’m one who knows,

I’ve got swell teeth (it shows!)

Dr. Meade, as a dentist, I can’t live without him,

For over long years, I’ve found no cause to doubt him,

Meade’s simply amazing,

You’ll not find HIM lazing.

His “girls,” well, they’re “special,” (you’ll see if you visit),

You’ll truly like coming! (That ain’t normal. Is it?),

All Meade’s patients know it.

Their big smiles show it!

I hate to be bragging, but tell you the truth,

I’ve got all MY teeth, so it don’t take a sleuth,

A wise dentist’s tended them,

(When fate could have ended them!)

So visit in faith, the great Dr. Meade,

This impressive, yet humble “tooth doctor”, you need.

He’s meek as a kitten,

You'll surely be smitten.